Sometimes I think the Major gets the wrong impression. It’s prefectly normal to give your boss a hug.

… It’s also completely normal to imagine him naked while you masturbate.

You know I’m doing it on purpose, right Sir? Also Mr. Furryfeet won a vacation… To Hawaii! Yeah, that sounds believable.

((How exactly does Carl manage to drive Monograms car into his office when it’s two stories up?))

wiishu:

I’M SORRY! I COULDN’T HELP MYSELF! IT JUST SHOWED UP IN MY SKETCHBOOK! GAAAAAAAAAAAH!! ; A;)

Is… Is he gonna use that fish to ravish her? Jiro, you silly boy, you don’t ravish people with fish.

Th-thank you guys, s-so much! *tears up and blows nose on Major Monograms limited edition Ducky Momo beach towel*

<3

radondoran:

Apparently, Perry the Platypus’s legal full name is “Perry the Platypus”.

He’s also ambidextrous.

I like to hang out with friends.

Of course this has nothing to do with Peter holding that wrench menacingly, don’t be silly!

This is why I never leave O.W.C.A…

((I’m really sorry for not answering questions lately, got a little *lot* distracted. I’ll try to answer some this weekend. ))

wolves-love-pizza:

blew. my. mind. (someone probably already saw it but eh.)

Now everyone knows I was a fat kid. Thanks a lot. :C